01.10.14 - Rose Petal Ruler
02.20.06 - Deleting
08.25.05 - FOR ALL YOUR SBC YAHOO! DSL NEEDS
08.24.05 - WHAT HAPPENS IN RUMSPRINGA STAYS IN RUMSPRINGA
08.22.05 - MANAMANA DOO DOO DOODOO
08.19.05 - NERDS ARE SEXY
08.17.05 - FULL SERVICE ASSISTANCE INDUSTRY
08.16.05 - STUFF STUFF AND MORE STUFF
08.13.05 - MATT DAMON WANTS ME!
08.12.05 - DO NOT BEND
08.11.05 - TO AVOID DANGER OR SUFFOCATION KEEP THIS...
08.08.05 - WIGGLE YOUR TOES AND MAKE ME GIGGLE
08.05.05 - NO GOOD TITLE
08.04.05 - WHAT THE HELL, I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY
08.03.05 - KNOW ANYTHING USEFUL ABOUT STUDENT LOANS
08.02.05 - BALCONY SEAT GOOD ROCK SHOW
07.31.05 - SLEEP
07.28.05 - SORRY IT'S NOT ALL PUPPY
07.28.05 - -
07.26.05 - PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY
07.23.05 - MAYBE I AM A VAMPIRE
07.22.05 - IN SO MANY WAYS
07.21.05 - NO POSTAGE NECESSARY
07.21.05 - HOUSE MD
07.19.05 - A SHORT DESCRIPTION
07.19.05 - NOT SO MUCH THIS TIME
07.17.05 - ALL ABOUT HARRY POTTER...DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW
07.16.05 - HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE HARRY?
07.15.05 - TOO TIRED TO REMEMBER, TOO LAZY TO RE-TYPE
07.14.05 - MOSQUITOS ARE KILLING ME
07.13.05 - 2 DAYS SOMETHING SOMETHING...
07.12.05 - 3 DAYS 9 HOURS 22 MINUTES SOMETHING SECONDS TILL HARRY OMG POTTER
07.12.05 - 3 DAYS 22 HOURS TILL HARRY FLIPPIN POTTER
07.07.05 - 8 DAYS 8 HOURS TILL HARRY FREAKIN POTTER
07.06.05 - RANCID TEA AND TOM IN DRAG
07.04.05 - JULY 4TH IS YOUR FRIEND
06.29.05 - UN-PHOTOGENIC? MAYBE JUST UGLY.
06.23.05 - I AM NOT A NUGGET
06.19.05 - I'VE BEEN GONE SINCE GOD KNOWS WHEN WITH THIS GUITAR MY ONLY FRIEND
06.17.05 - FRIGTENINGLY GEOMETRICAL
06.15.05 - TANGO
06.13.05 - VOMIT AND PANIC
06.11.05 - THE WONDERS OF TECHNOLOGY
06.10.05 - MISSPELLINGS INTENTIONAL
06.09.05 - I <3 CHINS
06.07.05 - OUCHIE
06.07.05 - FAMILY HURTS
06.05.05 - I WISH I WERE DEAD
06.01.05 - NO BODY LIKES ME, EVERYBODY HATES ME GUESS I'LL GET ATTACKED BY A 65MPH INSECT
05.31.05 - IT'S RIGHT TWICE A DAY...
05.26.05 - ACID REFLUX IS KILLING MY SOUL
05.25.05 - ------------------------- THATS A LINE
05.24.05 - SPIDERS AAHH
05.23.05 - HEADACHES AND QUARTERS. MY ONLY FRIENDS
05.20.05 - WAKE UP
05.18.05 - I'M RUNNING OUT OF PETA STICKERS TO QUOTE
05.17.05 - I'M NO CHICKEN NUGGET
05.16.05 - I'M AN ELE-FRIEND
05.15.05 - THATS MARY LOU TO YOU
05.12.05 - TITLE
05.11.05 - SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
05.10.05 - MY NEW FILING TECHNIQUE IS UNSTOPPABLE
05.09.05 - I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH MY DIARY. TELL ANDREW TO FUCKING FIX IT ALREADY!!
05.07.05 - I WISH I COULD SLEEP FOREVER.
05.06.05 - ELVIS LIVES. SCORE
05.06.05 - INTERNATIONAL JOB OPPORTUNITIES...SO FAR ZERO
05.04.05 - INSTANT MUNCH
05.03.05 - TWO ENTRIES TWO DAYS IN A ROW
05.03.05 - JOINT JUICE?
05.02.05 - ENTRY TWO IN A MULTIPLE ENTRY MONDAY
05.02.05 - ENTRY ONE IN A MULITPLE ENTRY MONDAY
05.01.05 - SOMETIMES MEMORIES ARE GREAT
04.29.05 - I'M TOO POOR TO BE THIS HUNGRY
04.27.05 - DOOBIE DOOBIE DOO
04.26.05 - FINALLY HERE THEY ARE. WAY TOO MANY OF THEM
04.25.05 - HOW QUEER...VOL SOMETHING
04.24.05 - I HURT
04.22.05 - FECK OFF, CUP!
04.21.05 - DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
04.20.05 - PICTURES AND STUFF [I HATE MAKING DESCRIPTIVE TITLES BUT I GOT NOTHING]
04.19.05 - PETA HAS PISSED ME OFF.
04.19.05 - I DON'T HAVE A GOOD TITLE
04.18.05 - BETWEEN THE LIONS...GET IT?
04.16.05 - HAVE YOU EVER DISLIKED SOMEONE FOR BEING LUCKIER OR MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU?
04.15.05 - ALL WE NEED IS LOVE AND BEER
04.14.05 - TOMORROW: WEIRD JAPANESE INVENTIONS
04.13.05 - THE MAC DAD WILL MAKE YOU JUMP JUMP, THE DADDY MAC WILL MAKE YOU JUMP JUMP
04.12.05 - I LIKE THE INSANTIY BUT STOP THE STUPIDITY
04.12.05 - ICED TEA AT ONE SOMETHING A.M. BAD IDEA?
04.10.05 - VEGETARIANS TASTE BETTER
04.09.05 - IN HONOR OF NAME YOURSELF DAY I'LL GO WITH POOKY
04.08.05 - CHOOSE THE VALUE WHEN ACTIVATED AT REGISTER
04.07.05 - TRYING TO TYPE QUIETLY. I CAN'T SLEEP AGAIN
04.05.05 - HELLO EVERYBODY
03.31.05 - RESPONSE TO INTERVIEW QUESTIONS
03.30.05 - CREAM OF WHOOP ASS SOUP
03.28.05 - A BOX OF FISH WITH TARTER SAUCE
03.27.05 - WHY I SHOULDN'T BE SICK AND ON THE RAG AT THE SAME TIME
03.24.05 - I WANT MY MOMMY
03.22.05 - FINALLY DIARYLAND WORKS
03.17.05 - SECOND ENTRY
03.17.05 - ST. PATRICKS DAY FESTIVAL OF THE ALKIES.
03.15.05 - WHAT AN IDIOT
03.14.05 - NAPALM NIGHTMARES
03.13.05 - I STOLE A PEN FROM HUFF'S DRUG STORE.
03.11.05 - PLEASE HELP ME!!! ANGRY VIOLENT MUSIC NEEDED.
03.11.05 - NOT DROWNING, WAVING
03.10.05 - LET THERE BE LIGHT
03.09.05 - I NEED TO START UPDATING EARLIER.
03.08.05 - DRIVE IN FUNERAL
03.07.05 - A CAT BORN IN AN OVEN ISN'T A CAKE
03.06.05 - BLAH
03.05.05 - IT'S SATURDAY AND I'M UPDATING AND I'M SLEEPY AND I'M UPDATING
03.04.05 - TOWER OF BODIES
03.03.05 - SILLY PUTTY
03.02.05 - IT'S FREEZING IN MY HOUSE
03.01.05 - I SMELL POO
03.01.05 - MY HEAD HURTS
02.27.05 - OSCAR INTERPRETATIONS
02.26.05 - SOCCER HAIR AND RETARDS
02.25.05 - KILL RELEASE DANCER
02.24.05 - THE LEAVE IT TO BEAVER CONEHEAD IMMOLATION
02.22.05 - I'M SLEEPY. I'M ALSO LAME BECAUSE IT'S BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
02.21.05 - HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE. NOT HAVING A JOB MIGHT NOT SUCK AS BAD AS I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT.
02.19.05 - SPAGHETTI ENTRY
02.17.05 - THESE THINGS ARE SELDOM WHAT THEY SEEM I'M NOT INCLINED TO ENJOY MY DREAMS
02.17.05 - I <3 YOU
02.16.05 - BODY MIND NIGHT HEARTACHE
02.15.05 - MENTAL CAPACITY OF TREE BARK
02.14.05 - WE SHOULD GET THIS DAY OFF TO REFLECT ON PREVIOUS YEARS VALENTINES MISTAKES.
02.12.05 - JUST A QUICK UPDATE ON WHY JAIL SUCKS.
02.11.05 - POISONOUS CHEWED HURT
02.11.05 - JUST A LITTLE FILLER UNTIL I CAN ACTUALLY UPDATE
02.10.05 - ONCE THERE WAS THIS KID WHO GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT AND COULDN'T GO TO SCHOOL
02.09.05 - GIVE SHOTS TEARY EYES MILLION PEICES
02.08.05 - I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND APOLOGIZE FOR THIS ENTRY.
02.07.05 - WORD
02.06.05 - SICK SUNDAY UPDATE
02.05.05 - SICK SATURDAY UPDATE
02.04.05 - LETS KEEP NOTES ON WHO PISSES US OFF.
02.03.05 - THIS HAS GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD FOR ME.
02.03.05 - THERE'S A HUGE DEMAND FOR EMPLOYEES LIKE YOU. BUT NOT YOU SPECIFICALLY.
02.02.05 - SECOND ENTRY OF THE DAY...SOMETHING CLEVER HERE.
02.02.05 - BACK AT BASE, BUGS IN THE SOFTWARE FLASH THE MESSAGE, SOMETHING'S OUT THERE
02.01.05 - THE LAST UNICORN WAS A GOOD MOVIE
02.01.05 - WE’RE GONNA PUT YOU IN A TRANCE WITH A FUNKY SONG, CAUSE YOU GOTTA BE……
01.31.05 - GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE. IS IT FRIDAY YET?
01.28.05 - KOOLAID ISN'T SOMETHING YOU DRINK WHEN YOUR THIRSTY. IT'S SOMETHING YOU DRINK WHEN YOU CAN'T FIND CRACK.
01.27.05 - TWO ENTRIES IN ONE DAY LUCKY YOU.
01.27.05 - IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO, I'M GOING TO ANIMATE MY WAY INTO YOUR PANTS.
01.26.05 - I HAVE A MASSIVE HEADACHE AND MY BOSS REFUSES TO EVEN SPEAK TO ME TODAY. HE'S IMING ME WHEN HIS OFFICE DOOR IS OPEN. I HATE HIM.
01.25.05 - I DID NOT WRITE THIS ENTRY KNOWING IT WAS OPPOSITE DAY.
01.24.05 - SLIGHTLY STOOPID
01.21.05 - THIS IS A FORGERY
01.20.05 - SNOOP JESUS
01.19.05 - IS THE SPRAY PAINT ABSOLUTELY NECCESSARY
01.18.05 - TUESDAYS ARE FOR JUMPING.....OFF BRIDGES.
01.17.05 - YOU WOULD IF YOU LOVE ME.......
01.13.05 - A WEEKEND UPDATE...SHOCKED I'M SURE
01.14.05 - SCREAMING IGUANAS OF LOVE
01.13.05 - ALTOIDS SOUR CHEWING GUM IS LIKE CRACK AND I COULD USE A LOT OF CRACK TODAY.
01.12.05 - DEAR MR. PHARMACIST, PLEASE CAN I HAVE A VALIUM. I'LL BE YOUR BFF. <3 ELIZABETH
01.12.05 - GONNA DO MY TAXES NOW...DON'T CHEAT ME GOVT. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
01.11.05 - LIKE ORANGE JUICE AFTER TOOTHPASTE
01.10.05 - I REALLY DISLIKE THIS GUY USING MY FAX MACHINE RIGHT NOW....AND I HAVE TO PEE BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO GET UP AND DO IT.
01.07.05 - PASS UP THE SKIRT TO TALK TO THE THONG, NIGGA
01.06.05 - OKAY I LIED....THIS ISN'T MORE INTERESTING THAN MY EARLIER ENTRY
01.06.05 - I NEED SOME MUSCLE RELAXERS, A HOT PAD, AND A GLASS OF WINE. STAT
01.05.05 - HUMP DAY AT LAST
01.04.05 - YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE
01.04.05 - Other Pairings
01.04.05 - HARRY/DRACO
01.03.05 - NICE SHOES....WANNA FUCK?
01.02.05 - HAPPY NEW YEAR....RESOLUTIONS TO FOLLOW....MONDAY
12.30.04 - HETEROSEXUAL AND ASHAMED
12.29.04 - SLEEP....SLEEP
12.28.04 - THE ATTACHED NATIONAL ACCOUNTS SERVICE ORDER....ZZZZZZ
12.27.04 - OKAY I'LL STOP NOW.
12.27.04 - WASTING MY TIME
12.23.04 - THIS IS MY SECOND ENTRY, JUST YA KNOW SO YOU KNOW
12.23.04 - I HATE TODAY
12.23.04 - Snape/Harry
12.22.04 - APPARENTLY IT'S NOT SNOW BUT ICY JISM. I THINK I LIKE SNOW BETTER, BUT THATS JUST ME.
12.21.04 - I WANT TO GO HOME.
12.20.04 - RODNEY KING AND THE NIGHTSTICKS
12.17.04 - 101 OR SO THINGS ABOUT ME.
12.16.04 - SOBRIETY IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS, AND BUSINESS AIN'T SO GOOD.
12.15.04 - WEIRD, STRANGE, AND STUPID.
12.14.04 - HABLE CON ELLA (TALK TO HER) IS WHAT I WAS TOLD TO RENT. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT.
12.13.04 - DON'T FORGET TOMORROW IS GIVE EVERYONE WHO HAS BETH IN THEIR NAME 0 DAY.
12.10.04 - I <3 CCP FOR REAL
12.10.04 - MY PET NAME AT WORK RIGHT NOW: FON (freak of nature). THAT JUST GIVES ME THE WARM FUZZIES...ALL OVER.
12.09.04 - I'M LE TIRED...WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE GLASSES WITH THE PICTURE OF EYES INSTEAD OF LENSES?
12.08.04 - RAGE AGAINST THE COFFEE MACHINE
12.07.04 - WHY AM I STILL EATING THESE JALAPENO CHIPS WHEN THEY SO OBVIOUSLY HURT MY TUMMY?
12.06.04 - STRAIGHT JACKET ELI
12.03.04 - 5.2g BRANCH CHAIN AMINO ACIDS
12.01.04 - CRACK IS WACK
11.30.04 - THE SHOWER SCENE FROM PSYCHO
11.29.04 - AGENT ORANGE IN BITE-SIZE TABLETS
11.25.04 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING SUCKAH
11.23.04 - SO BUSY AND MY BOSS WON'T STOP CALLING. AREN'T YOU ON VACATION FUCKER?
11.22.04 - MY OFFICE IS EMPTY AND MY BRAIN IS AS WELL
11.17.04 - NO TIME NO TIME. FUCK I HAVE NO TIME
11.16.04 - YIKES I FORGOT TO POST THIS...IT'S BORING AND I JUST PUT A BANNER OUT THERE. GO ME WITH THE LAME.
11.15.04 - CITATION NO. 38357...AND HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
11.13.04 - IS IT SICK THAT I LOVE HIM? HE'S BEAUTIFUL HE COULDN'T HAVE KILLED HER.
11.10.04 - I'M LISTENING TO THIS SALSA MUSIC AND I SWEAR I CAN SMELL TORTILLA CHIPS
11.08.04 - GO TO BED SUE ELLEN, THERE'S NOTHING UGLIER THAN A WOMAN WHO CAN'T HANDLE HER LIQUOR!
11.05.04 - THIS IS THE ONE WHERE I TALK ABOUT MY ADVENTURES TAKING OVER ROME AND WHY I'M I LIVING UP TO MY NAME OF BEING A GEEK.
11.04.04 - MOTOR VEHICLE STRIP CLUB
11.02.04 - FIVE THOUSAND ORCHARDS AND MERRY SALT
11.01.04 - I TOTALLY GOT INTO A KNIFE FIGHT AND LOST!!!!!
10.29.04 - SARCASM....IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT PEOPLE.
10.28.04 - WALKING THE SLOUGHS OF DEPRESSION
10.27.04 - UNDEAD AK-47 TO MY HEAD
10.21.04 - MEH. THATS TODAY IN A NUTSHELL.
10.20.04 - I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING CLEVER TO SAY TODAY.
10.19.04 - DRAG QUEEN MUD WRESTLING PICTURES. SUNLIGHT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
10.18.04 - GET DRUNK....EAT WHITE CASTLE....PURGE (REPEAT)
10.14.04 - THE SECRET ALIEN HUMAN HYBRID CLONE THINGS
10.11.04 - A 5 AM UPDATE ABOUT NOTHING
10.08.04 - PORK....THE ONE YOU LOVE
10.06.04 - I'M LISTENING TO LORDS OF ACID RIGHT NOW....PUTTING ME IN A WEIRD MOOD.
10.05.04 - DANIEL RADCLIFFE- YOU ARE HOT. ACCIO CLOTHES. MUCH BETTER.
10.04.04 - Typhoon rips through cemetery - hundreds dead.
10.02.04 - SO BORED...I COULD BE HAVING FUN BUT NOOOOOOOO
09.30.04 - SECOND ENTRY OF THE DAY...MY NAME IS SIMON AND I LIKE TO DO DRAWRINGS
09.30.04 - NOT MUCH TO SAY TODAY...COOL VIDEOS TO WATCH THOUGH.
09.29.04 - RESPONSES AND THANK YOUS. OH AND A NEW BABY! YAY
09.28.04 - A HARD ON DOESN'T COUNT AS PERSONAL GROWTH
09.27.04 - I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS GOING TO BE A TWO ENTRY DAY. part two of a two part monday whatever
09.27.04 - THE PARTY...SOME OTHER STUFF...AND JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE-COCK.
09.26.04 - ALL GOOD NAYSAYERS, SPEAK UP! OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!
09.24.04 - PART TWO IN A TWO PART FRIDAY SERIES...a little more interesting but not much.
09.24.04 - PART ONE IN A TWO PART FRIDAY SERIES...I swear the next one will be entertaining
09.23.04 - I DIDN'T REALIZE DOWN SYNDROME CAME IN THAT FLAVOR
09.21.04 - I'M AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY WEIRDO. WATCH OUT FOR YOUR KIDS AND YOUR PARENTS.
09.20.04 - THIS ENTRY JUST PROVES WHAT A WEIRDO I REALLY AM
09.18.04 - SATURDAY ENTRY...SHOCKED I'M SURE
09.16.04 - FINALLY AND I DIDN'T BLOW UP IN THE PROCESS
09.16.04 - /
09.15.04 - THIS IS THE DAY THAT WILL NEVER END. SOMEONE CALL IN A BOMB THREAT TO MY OFFICE.
09.14.04 - SO MUCH BUSY NOT ENOUGH TIME TO UPDATE
09.09.04 - PART THREE IN A THREE PART WEEKEND AND WEEK SERIES...correct spelling is optional
09.09.04 - PART TWO IN A THREE PART WEEKEND AND WEEK SERIES...correct spelling is optional
09.09.04 - PART ONE IN A THREE PART WEEKEND AND WEEK SERIES...correct spelling is optional
08.30.04 - MY BOOBS ARE THE CENTER OF MY UNIVERSE. I THINK I MAY BE OBSESSED WITH THEM.
08.20.04 - PHALLIC VEGETABLES...PORK AND SOME OTHER STUFF THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE
08.18.04 - OH MY GAWD...I HATE HIPPIES
08.11.04 - APPARENTLY MY BOSOMS ARE PILLOWS
08.09.04 - I WAS BORN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A MUSTANG, ON A COLD NIGHT, IN THE HARD RAIN.
08.05.04 - OH MY GOD I'D TOTALLY DO IT WITH FAT TONY FROM MONK ...OKAY I'D DO IT WITH ANYONE IN ORGANIZED CRIME....
08.04.04 - MY DAY...OH BOY! GAWD TEXAS IS LIKE THE HOTTEST PLACE ON FUCKING EARTH TODAY.
08.03.04 - JUST A LITTLE WEIRDER THEN I HOPED
07.30.04 - I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR BEING SO BORING IN THIS ENTRY
07.29.04 - DIARYLAND AND VERIZON ARE BOTH SNEAKY BASTARDS
07.26.04 - IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT; SLINKY+ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
07.22.04 - I'M SO FUCKING LUCKY YOU PEOPLE SHOULD TOUCH ME
07.21.04 - SECOND ENTRY OF THE DAY...LESS WHINEY MORE COCK AND BUTT SEX
07.21.04 - THIS WEEK BETTER END SOON BEFORE I KILL MYSELF
07.15.04 - HOLY SHIT WHY AM I STILL HERE?
07.14.04 - I THINK HAVING HOES IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES WOULD BE PIMP.
07.13.04 - God is today over yet?!?
07.12.04 - I don't wanna update today!! Yuck!
07.09.04 - I had something really good but I fucking forgot it.
07.08.04 - Out of all the people who have blown smoke in my face. Not one of them has slept with me.
07.07.04 - Stuff N Nonsense
07.06.04 - Mini Cameras that don't work for shit are actually a lot of fun!
07.02.04 - Friday, I'm in love..
07.01.04 - Smut Junky
06.30.04 - Brand New Me, Same Shitty You
06.29.04 - I happen to like it. SO THERE.
06.28.04 - I'm not a racist...I just play one on TV
06.25.04 - Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't
06.24.04 - COCK
06.23.04 - This Art Does Drown
06.22.04 - Pornographic Cyber Sharks
06.21.04 - Let's All Go Hobbit Humping
06.18.04 - The Third Nipple
06.17.04 - They Don't Love you Like I Love You
06.16.04 - Absinthe From Prague
06.15.04 - Vestal Virgins and Salsa
06.14.04 - Did the Aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
06.11.04 - I'll be your punk rock princess and you can be my garage band king!
06.10.04 - How Queer
06.09.04 - Sometimes I think it would be better if I just kicked your ass.
06.08.04 - The Fortunes of War
06.07.04 - Calm before the storm?
06.04.04 - The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes
06.03.04 - The Pros and Cons of Breathing
06.02.04 - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
06.01.04 - Reinventing the Wheel to Run Myself Over
05.28.04 - I'm on Shag Highway heading West.
05.27.04 - A King should die standing.
05.27.04 - I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis
05.26.04 - Homesick at Space Camp
05.25.04 - Monkey Gone to Heaven
05.24.04 - Welcome to the Strange
05.21.04 - B-Movie Scream Queen
Thursday, May. 20, 2004 - My Diaryland Trading Card
05.20.04 - He's drooling on his sleeve
05.18.04 - She was a teenaged zombie
05.14.04 - And why would I try to kill you? Because you're a... Big black furry creature from Mars
05.13.04 - Tasilisk my Basilisk
05.12.04 - IceCream M oderator
05.11.04 - Pretty Vacant
05.11.04 - My Iron Lung
05.06.04 - Alvin and the Chipmunks do Dallas
05.05.04 - Happy Cinco de Mayo
05.04.04 - My mother is a huge mega bitch
05.03.04 - MMM MMM Mutton Chops
05.03.04 - Ring Rules
04.30.04 - Save That!
04.29.04 - There's no I in X-Men
04.28.04 - CROOOOOOOOOOW
04.27.04 - X-Box murdered my dog
04.26.04 - I'm an Imp!
04.23.04 - Nobody Tosses A Dwarf
04.22.04 - That's so Smurfy
04.20.04 - I got nothin.........
04.20.04 - The Cast
04.19.04 - Oh that's nice- Ash on my tomatoes.
04.16.04 - Such is Mango
04.15.04 - I lost my train of thought - I'll just wait here for the next one
04.15.04 - all those cheesy quizzes I'm addicted to taking
04.15.04 - TV Show Reviews
04.15.04 - Celebrity Crushes
04.14.04 - Kittens sucked out my soul
04.13.04 - Racism Against Puppies
04.12.04 - I want to be a Colombian Guerrilla
04.12.04 - Colombian Guerrillas and Drug Lords
04.09.04 - X-box breeds murderers
04.08.04 - Dawn of the Dead...I WANT TO SEE IT
04.07.04 - Booster seats for the electric chair
04.06.04 - You. My room. 10:30 tonight.
04.05.04 - Gamut of moods
04.02.04 - Just sit down on the bed and shut up
04.02.04 - Bored and Sad
04.01.04 - I wish I WAS Euro Trash
03.31.04 - blue rasPberry
03.31.04 - I'm Achin' for Clays Bacon
03.30.04 - Basking in the utter Craposity
03.29.04 - Corporate Branding
03.29.04 - I'll Double Click to That....
03.26.04 - wassail...WASSAIL DAMNIT
03.25.04 - OOO Baby Your Wearin me Out...
03.24.04 - Magical and Mystical
03.24.04 - Diary Rings
03.23.04 - Happy Birthday to me...TO ME
03.22.04 - Alan Rickman is my SEX GOD!
03.18.04 - Who really even cares.............
03.18.04 - Suckapalooza
03.17.04 - Rickman Out
03.16.04 - \"A Good Wench is so Hard to Find\"
03.15.04 - You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing about, is it?
03.10.04 - Achin' for Aiken
03.09.04 - Silver Foxes
03.08.04 - My Wang has some serious growth potential
03.07.04 - Seacrest Out
03.05.04 - www.rathergood.com
03.04.04 - DEMON RABBIT
03.03.04 - My Prize Walnut Died
03.02.04 - Area resident drinks own urine for Pleasure.
03.01.04 - Nazarite16...Your on my list!
02.26.04 - Pebble Pox
02.25.04 - Have you seen my...........
02.24.04 - This is where the Fish Live
02.23.04 - Orange Lush and the confessional from Hell
02.22.04 - Last Letter Read
02.18.04 - CEO
02.18.04 - Weird
02.16.04 - Remember when..................
02.16.04 - Monday.....The day after Sunday
02.14.04 - Personality
02.13.04 - Friday the 13th and Valentines Day..coincidence?
02.12.04 - Audio Stimulation
02.11.04 - PSDC..Wyld Chylde
02.10.04 - 8,359 days old
02.09.04 - Elizabeth Sucks
02.06.04 - Sometimes you feel like a nut....
02.06.04 - Crazy McAsian
02.05.04 - Travel
02.05.04 - American Idol
02.04.04 - Oh Hey! and also SHUT UP!
02.04.04 - Cowboys Suck
02.03.04 - Tenga un día bueno
02.02.04 - Superficial..thats me
01.30.04 - Cheer Me UP!
01.30.04 - Copy Cat Quiz
01.29.04 - Diksha-WHAT?
01.28.04 - Smiles9044: it may be just me, but matt is just one fine peice of ass!
01.28.04 - Huevos Verdes con Jamón
01.27.04 - F#@% YOU!
01.27.04 - Yeah so I did it..whats your point?
01.26.04 - Tuna Out
01.23.04 - Death and Taxes
01.21.04 - Very Cherry
01.21.04 - Revelations-First Day Back
01.20.04 - This is a lot of fun...except for the lot of fun part.
01.20.04 - Sucky Day
2004-01-19 - Very First Entry