01.10.14 - Rose Petal Ruler 02.20.06 - Deleting 08.25.05 - FOR ALL YOUR SBC YAHOO! DSL NEEDS 08.24.05 - WHAT HAPPENS IN RUMSPRINGA STAYS IN RUMSPRINGA 08.22.05 - MANAMANA DOO DOO DOODOO 08.19.05 - NERDS ARE SEXY 08.17.05 - FULL SERVICE ASSISTANCE INDUSTRY 08.16.05 - STUFF STUFF AND MORE STUFF 08.13.05 - MATT DAMON WANTS ME! 08.12.05 - DO NOT BEND 08.11.05 - TO AVOID DANGER OR SUFFOCATION KEEP THIS... 08.08.05 - WIGGLE YOUR TOES AND MAKE ME GIGGLE 08.05.05 - NO GOOD TITLE 08.04.05 - WHAT THE HELL, I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY 08.03.05 - KNOW ANYTHING USEFUL ABOUT STUDENT LOANS 08.02.05 - BALCONY SEAT GOOD ROCK SHOW 07.31.05 - SLEEP 07.28.05 - SORRY IT'S NOT ALL PUPPY 07.28.05 - - 07.26.05 - PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY 07.23.05 - MAYBE I AM A VAMPIRE 07.22.05 - IN SO MANY WAYS 07.21.05 - NO POSTAGE NECESSARY 07.21.05 - HOUSE MD 07.19.05 - A SHORT DESCRIPTION 07.19.05 - NOT SO MUCH THIS TIME 07.17.05 - ALL ABOUT HARRY POTTER...DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW 07.16.05 - HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE HARRY? 07.15.05 - TOO TIRED TO REMEMBER, TOO LAZY TO RE-TYPE 07.14.05 - MOSQUITOS ARE KILLING ME 07.13.05 - 2 DAYS SOMETHING SOMETHING... 07.12.05 - 3 DAYS 9 HOURS 22 MINUTES SOMETHING SECONDS TILL HARRY OMG POTTER 07.12.05 - 3 DAYS 22 HOURS TILL HARRY FLIPPIN POTTER 07.07.05 - 8 DAYS 8 HOURS TILL HARRY FREAKIN POTTER 07.06.05 - RANCID TEA AND TOM IN DRAG 07.04.05 - JULY 4TH IS YOUR FRIEND 06.29.05 - UN-PHOTOGENIC? MAYBE JUST UGLY. 06.23.05 - I AM NOT A NUGGET 06.19.05 - I'VE BEEN GONE SINCE GOD KNOWS WHEN WITH THIS GUITAR MY ONLY FRIEND 06.17.05 - FRIGTENINGLY GEOMETRICAL 06.15.05 - TANGO 06.13.05 - VOMIT AND PANIC 06.11.05 - THE WONDERS OF TECHNOLOGY 06.10.05 - MISSPELLINGS INTENTIONAL 06.09.05 - I <3 CHINS 06.07.05 - OUCHIE 06.07.05 - FAMILY HURTS 06.05.05 - I WISH I WERE DEAD 06.01.05 - NO BODY LIKES ME, EVERYBODY HATES ME GUESS I'LL GET ATTACKED BY A 65MPH INSECT 05.31.05 - IT'S RIGHT TWICE A DAY... 05.26.05 - ACID REFLUX IS KILLING MY SOUL 05.25.05 - ------------------------- THATS A LINE 05.24.05 - SPIDERS AAHH 05.23.05 - HEADACHES AND QUARTERS. MY ONLY FRIENDS 05.20.05 - WAKE UP 05.18.05 - I'M RUNNING OUT OF PETA STICKERS TO QUOTE 05.17.05 - I'M NO CHICKEN NUGGET 05.16.05 - I'M AN ELE-FRIEND 05.15.05 - THATS MARY LOU TO YOU 05.12.05 - TITLE 05.11.05 - SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING 05.10.05 - MY NEW FILING TECHNIQUE IS UNSTOPPABLE 05.09.05 - I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH MY DIARY. TELL ANDREW TO FUCKING FIX IT ALREADY!! 05.07.05 - I WISH I COULD SLEEP FOREVER. 05.06.05 - ELVIS LIVES. SCORE 05.06.05 - INTERNATIONAL JOB OPPORTUNITIES...SO FAR ZERO 05.04.05 - INSTANT MUNCH 05.03.05 - TWO ENTRIES TWO DAYS IN A ROW 05.03.05 - JOINT JUICE? 05.02.05 - ENTRY TWO IN A MULTIPLE ENTRY MONDAY 05.02.05 - ENTRY ONE IN A MULITPLE ENTRY MONDAY 05.01.05 - SOMETIMES MEMORIES ARE GREAT 04.29.05 - I'M TOO POOR TO BE THIS HUNGRY 04.27.05 - DOOBIE DOOBIE DOO 04.26.05 - FINALLY HERE THEY ARE. WAY TOO MANY OF THEM 04.25.05 - HOW QUEER...VOL SOMETHING 04.24.05 - I HURT 04.22.05 - FECK OFF, CUP! 04.21.05 - DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM 04.20.05 - PICTURES AND STUFF [I HATE MAKING DESCRIPTIVE TITLES BUT I GOT NOTHING] 04.19.05 - PETA HAS PISSED ME OFF. 04.19.05 - I DON'T HAVE A GOOD TITLE 04.18.05 - BETWEEN THE LIONS...GET IT? 04.16.05 - HAVE YOU EVER DISLIKED SOMEONE FOR BEING LUCKIER OR MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU? 04.15.05 - ALL WE NEED IS LOVE AND BEER 04.14.05 - TOMORROW: WEIRD JAPANESE INVENTIONS 04.13.05 - THE MAC DAD WILL MAKE YOU JUMP JUMP, THE DADDY MAC WILL MAKE YOU JUMP JUMP 04.12.05 - I LIKE THE INSANTIY BUT STOP THE STUPIDITY 04.12.05 - ICED TEA AT ONE SOMETHING A.M. BAD IDEA? 04.10.05 - VEGETARIANS TASTE BETTER 04.09.05 - IN HONOR OF NAME YOURSELF DAY I'LL GO WITH POOKY 04.08.05 - CHOOSE THE VALUE WHEN ACTIVATED AT REGISTER 04.07.05 - TRYING TO TYPE QUIETLY. I CAN'T SLEEP AGAIN 04.05.05 - HELLO EVERYBODY 03.31.05 - RESPONSE TO INTERVIEW QUESTIONS 03.30.05 - CREAM OF WHOOP ASS SOUP 03.28.05 - A BOX OF FISH WITH TARTER SAUCE 03.27.05 - WHY I SHOULDN'T BE SICK AND ON THE RAG AT THE SAME TIME 03.24.05 - I WANT MY MOMMY 03.22.05 - FINALLY DIARYLAND WORKS 03.17.05 - SECOND ENTRY 03.17.05 - ST. PATRICKS DAY FESTIVAL OF THE ALKIES. 03.15.05 - WHAT AN IDIOT 03.14.05 - NAPALM NIGHTMARES 03.13.05 - I STOLE A PEN FROM HUFF'S DRUG STORE. 03.11.05 - PLEASE HELP ME!!! ANGRY VIOLENT MUSIC NEEDED. 03.11.05 - NOT DROWNING, WAVING 03.10.05 - LET THERE BE LIGHT 03.09.05 - I NEED TO START UPDATING EARLIER. 03.08.05 - DRIVE IN FUNERAL 03.07.05 - A CAT BORN IN AN OVEN ISN'T A CAKE 03.06.05 - BLAH 03.05.05 - IT'S SATURDAY AND I'M UPDATING AND I'M SLEEPY AND I'M UPDATING 03.04.05 - TOWER OF BODIES 03.03.05 - SILLY PUTTY 03.02.05 - IT'S FREEZING IN MY HOUSE 03.01.05 - I SMELL POO 03.01.05 - MY HEAD HURTS 02.27.05 - OSCAR INTERPRETATIONS 02.26.05 - SOCCER HAIR AND RETARDS 02.25.05 - KILL RELEASE DANCER 02.24.05 - THE LEAVE IT TO BEAVER CONEHEAD IMMOLATION 02.22.05 - I'M SLEEPY. I'M ALSO LAME BECAUSE IT'S BEFORE MIDNIGHT. 02.21.05 - HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE. NOT HAVING A JOB MIGHT NOT SUCK AS BAD AS I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT. 02.19.05 - SPAGHETTI ENTRY 02.17.05 - THESE THINGS ARE SELDOM WHAT THEY SEEM I'M NOT INCLINED TO ENJOY MY DREAMS 02.17.05 - I <3 YOU 02.16.05 - BODY MIND NIGHT HEARTACHE 02.15.05 - MENTAL CAPACITY OF TREE BARK 02.14.05 - WE SHOULD GET THIS DAY OFF TO REFLECT ON PREVIOUS YEARS VALENTINES MISTAKES. 02.12.05 - JUST A QUICK UPDATE ON WHY JAIL SUCKS. 02.11.05 - POISONOUS CHEWED HURT 02.11.05 - JUST A LITTLE FILLER UNTIL I CAN ACTUALLY UPDATE 02.10.05 - ONCE THERE WAS THIS KID WHO GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT AND COULDN'T GO TO SCHOOL 02.09.05 - GIVE SHOTS TEARY EYES MILLION PEICES 02.08.05 - I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND APOLOGIZE FOR THIS ENTRY. 02.07.05 - WORD 02.06.05 - SICK SUNDAY UPDATE 02.05.05 - SICK SATURDAY UPDATE 02.04.05 - LETS KEEP NOTES ON WHO PISSES US OFF. 02.03.05 - THIS HAS GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD FOR ME. 02.03.05 - THERE'S A HUGE DEMAND FOR EMPLOYEES LIKE YOU. BUT NOT YOU SPECIFICALLY. 02.02.05 - SECOND ENTRY OF THE DAY...SOMETHING CLEVER HERE. 02.02.05 - BACK AT BASE, BUGS IN THE SOFTWARE FLASH THE MESSAGE, SOMETHING'S OUT THERE 02.01.05 - THE LAST UNICORN WAS A GOOD MOVIE 02.01.05 - WE’RE GONNA PUT YOU IN A TRANCE WITH A FUNKY SONG, CAUSE YOU GOTTA BE…… 01.31.05 - GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE. IS IT FRIDAY YET? 01.28.05 - KOOLAID ISN'T SOMETHING YOU DRINK WHEN YOUR THIRSTY. IT'S SOMETHING YOU DRINK WHEN YOU CAN'T FIND CRACK. 01.27.05 - TWO ENTRIES IN ONE DAY LUCKY YOU. 01.27.05 - IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO, I'M GOING TO ANIMATE MY WAY INTO YOUR PANTS. 01.26.05 - I HAVE A MASSIVE HEADACHE AND MY BOSS REFUSES TO EVEN SPEAK TO ME TODAY. HE'S IMING ME WHEN HIS OFFICE DOOR IS OPEN. I HATE HIM. 01.25.05 - I DID NOT WRITE THIS ENTRY KNOWING IT WAS OPPOSITE DAY. 01.24.05 - SLIGHTLY STOOPID 01.21.05 - THIS IS A FORGERY 01.20.05 - SNOOP JESUS 01.19.05 - IS THE SPRAY PAINT ABSOLUTELY NECCESSARY 01.18.05 - TUESDAYS ARE FOR JUMPING.....OFF BRIDGES. 01.17.05 - YOU WOULD IF YOU LOVE ME....... 01.13.05 - A WEEKEND UPDATE...SHOCKED I'M SURE 01.14.05 - SCREAMING IGUANAS OF LOVE 01.13.05 - ALTOIDS SOUR CHEWING GUM IS LIKE CRACK AND I COULD USE A LOT OF CRACK TODAY. 01.12.05 - DEAR MR. PHARMACIST, PLEASE CAN I HAVE A VALIUM. I'LL BE YOUR BFF. <3 ELIZABETH 01.12.05 - GONNA DO MY TAXES NOW...DON'T CHEAT ME GOVT. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. 01.11.05 - LIKE ORANGE JUICE AFTER TOOTHPASTE 01.10.05 - I REALLY DISLIKE THIS GUY USING MY FAX MACHINE RIGHT NOW....AND I HAVE TO PEE BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO GET UP AND DO IT. 01.07.05 - PASS UP THE SKIRT TO TALK TO THE THONG, NIGGA 01.06.05 - OKAY I LIED....THIS ISN'T MORE INTERESTING THAN MY EARLIER ENTRY 01.06.05 - I NEED SOME MUSCLE RELAXERS, A HOT PAD, AND A GLASS OF WINE. STAT 01.05.05 - HUMP DAY AT LAST 01.04.05 - YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE 01.04.05 - Other Pairings 01.04.05 - HARRY/DRACO 01.03.05 - NICE SHOES....WANNA FUCK? 01.02.05 - HAPPY NEW YEAR....RESOLUTIONS TO FOLLOW....MONDAY 12.30.04 - HETEROSEXUAL AND ASHAMED 12.29.04 - SLEEP....SLEEP 12.28.04 - THE ATTACHED NATIONAL ACCOUNTS SERVICE ORDER....ZZZZZZ 12.27.04 - OKAY I'LL STOP NOW. 12.27.04 - WASTING MY TIME 12.23.04 - THIS IS MY SECOND ENTRY, JUST YA KNOW SO YOU KNOW 12.23.04 - I HATE TODAY 12.23.04 - Snape/Harry 12.22.04 - APPARENTLY IT'S NOT SNOW BUT ICY JISM. I THINK I LIKE SNOW BETTER, BUT THATS JUST ME. 12.21.04 - I WANT TO GO HOME. 12.20.04 - RODNEY KING AND THE NIGHTSTICKS 12.17.04 - 101 OR SO THINGS ABOUT ME. 12.16.04 - SOBRIETY IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS, AND BUSINESS AIN'T SO GOOD. 12.15.04 - WEIRD, STRANGE, AND STUPID. 12.14.04 - HABLE CON ELLA (TALK TO HER) IS WHAT I WAS TOLD TO RENT. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT. 12.13.04 - DON'T FORGET TOMORROW IS GIVE EVERYONE WHO HAS BETH IN THEIR NAME 0 DAY. 12.10.04 - I <3 CCP FOR REAL 12.10.04 - MY PET NAME AT WORK RIGHT NOW: FON (freak of nature). THAT JUST GIVES ME THE WARM FUZZIES...ALL OVER. 12.09.04 - I'M LE TIRED...WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE GLASSES WITH THE PICTURE OF EYES INSTEAD OF LENSES? 12.08.04 - RAGE AGAINST THE COFFEE MACHINE 12.07.04 - WHY AM I STILL EATING THESE JALAPENO CHIPS WHEN THEY SO OBVIOUSLY HURT MY TUMMY? 12.06.04 - STRAIGHT JACKET ELI 12.03.04 - 5.2g BRANCH CHAIN AMINO ACIDS 12.01.04 - CRACK IS WACK 11.30.04 - THE SHOWER SCENE FROM PSYCHO 11.29.04 - AGENT ORANGE IN BITE-SIZE TABLETS 11.25.04 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING SUCKAH 11.23.04 - SO BUSY AND MY BOSS WON'T STOP CALLING. AREN'T YOU ON VACATION FUCKER? 11.22.04 - MY OFFICE IS EMPTY AND MY BRAIN IS AS WELL 11.17.04 - NO TIME NO TIME. FUCK I HAVE NO TIME 11.16.04 - YIKES I FORGOT TO POST THIS...IT'S BORING AND I JUST PUT A BANNER OUT THERE. GO ME WITH THE LAME. 11.15.04 - CITATION NO. 38357...AND HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 11.13.04 - IS IT SICK THAT I LOVE HIM? HE'S BEAUTIFUL HE COULDN'T HAVE KILLED HER. 11.10.04 - I'M LISTENING TO THIS SALSA MUSIC AND I SWEAR I CAN SMELL TORTILLA CHIPS 11.08.04 - GO TO BED SUE ELLEN, THERE'S NOTHING UGLIER THAN A WOMAN WHO CAN'T HANDLE HER LIQUOR! 11.05.04 - THIS IS THE ONE WHERE I TALK ABOUT MY ADVENTURES TAKING OVER ROME AND WHY I'M I LIVING UP TO MY NAME OF BEING A GEEK. 11.04.04 - MOTOR VEHICLE STRIP CLUB 11.02.04 - FIVE THOUSAND ORCHARDS AND MERRY SALT 11.01.04 - I TOTALLY GOT INTO A KNIFE FIGHT AND LOST!!!!! 10.29.04 - SARCASM....IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT PEOPLE. 10.28.04 - WALKING THE SLOUGHS OF DEPRESSION 10.27.04 - UNDEAD AK-47 TO MY HEAD 10.21.04 - MEH. THATS TODAY IN A NUTSHELL. 10.20.04 - I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING CLEVER TO SAY TODAY. 10.19.04 - DRAG QUEEN MUD WRESTLING PICTURES. SUNLIGHT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. 10.18.04 - GET DRUNK....EAT WHITE CASTLE....PURGE (REPEAT) 10.14.04 - THE SECRET ALIEN HUMAN HYBRID CLONE THINGS 10.11.04 - A 5 AM UPDATE ABOUT NOTHING 10.08.04 - PORK....THE ONE YOU LOVE 10.06.04 - I'M LISTENING TO LORDS OF ACID RIGHT NOW....PUTTING ME IN A WEIRD MOOD. 10.05.04 - DANIEL RADCLIFFE- YOU ARE HOT. ACCIO CLOTHES. MUCH BETTER. 10.04.04 - Typhoon rips through cemetery - hundreds dead. 10.02.04 - SO BORED...I COULD BE HAVING FUN BUT NOOOOOOOO 09.30.04 - SECOND ENTRY OF THE DAY...MY NAME IS SIMON AND I LIKE TO DO DRAWRINGS 09.30.04 - NOT MUCH TO SAY TODAY...COOL VIDEOS TO WATCH THOUGH. 09.29.04 - RESPONSES AND THANK YOUS. OH AND A NEW BABY! YAY 09.28.04 - A HARD ON DOESN'T COUNT AS PERSONAL GROWTH 09.27.04 - I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS GOING TO BE A TWO ENTRY DAY. part two of a two part monday whatever 09.27.04 - THE PARTY...SOME OTHER STUFF...AND JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE-COCK. 09.26.04 - ALL GOOD NAYSAYERS, SPEAK UP! OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE! 09.24.04 - PART TWO IN A TWO PART FRIDAY SERIES...a little more interesting but not much. 09.24.04 - PART ONE IN A TWO PART FRIDAY SERIES...I swear the next one will be entertaining 09.23.04 - I DIDN'T REALIZE DOWN SYNDROME CAME IN THAT FLAVOR 09.21.04 - I'M AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY WEIRDO. WATCH OUT FOR YOUR KIDS AND YOUR PARENTS. 09.20.04 - THIS ENTRY JUST PROVES WHAT A WEIRDO I REALLY AM 09.18.04 - SATURDAY ENTRY...SHOCKED I'M SURE 09.16.04 - FINALLY AND I DIDN'T BLOW UP IN THE PROCESS 09.16.04 - / 09.15.04 - THIS IS THE DAY THAT WILL NEVER END. SOMEONE CALL IN A BOMB THREAT TO MY OFFICE. 09.14.04 - SO MUCH BUSY NOT ENOUGH TIME TO UPDATE 09.09.04 - PART THREE IN A THREE PART WEEKEND AND WEEK SERIES...correct spelling is optional 09.09.04 - PART TWO IN A THREE PART WEEKEND AND WEEK SERIES...correct spelling is optional 09.09.04 - PART ONE IN A THREE PART WEEKEND AND WEEK SERIES...correct spelling is optional 08.30.04 - MY BOOBS ARE THE CENTER OF MY UNIVERSE. I THINK I MAY BE OBSESSED WITH THEM. 08.20.04 - PHALLIC VEGETABLES...PORK AND SOME OTHER STUFF THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE 08.18.04 - OH MY GAWD...I HATE HIPPIES 08.11.04 - APPARENTLY MY BOSOMS ARE PILLOWS 08.09.04 - I WAS BORN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A MUSTANG, ON A COLD NIGHT, IN THE HARD RAIN. 08.05.04 - OH MY GOD I'D TOTALLY DO IT WITH FAT TONY FROM MONK ...OKAY I'D DO IT WITH ANYONE IN ORGANIZED CRIME.... 08.04.04 - MY DAY...OH BOY! GAWD TEXAS IS LIKE THE HOTTEST PLACE ON FUCKING EARTH TODAY. 08.03.04 - JUST A LITTLE WEIRDER THEN I HOPED 07.30.04 - I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR BEING SO BORING IN THIS ENTRY 07.29.04 - DIARYLAND AND VERIZON ARE BOTH SNEAKY BASTARDS 07.26.04 - IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT; SLINKY+ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN 07.22.04 - I'M SO FUCKING LUCKY YOU PEOPLE SHOULD TOUCH ME 07.21.04 - SECOND ENTRY OF THE DAY...LESS WHINEY MORE COCK AND BUTT SEX 07.21.04 - THIS WEEK BETTER END SOON BEFORE I KILL MYSELF 07.15.04 - HOLY SHIT WHY AM I STILL HERE? 07.14.04 - I THINK HAVING HOES IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES WOULD BE PIMP. 07.13.04 - God is today over yet?!? 07.12.04 - I don't wanna update today!! Yuck! 07.09.04 - I had something really good but I fucking forgot it. 07.08.04 - Out of all the people who have blown smoke in my face. Not one of them has slept with me. 07.07.04 - Stuff N Nonsense 07.06.04 - Mini Cameras that don't work for shit are actually a lot of fun! 07.02.04 - Friday, I'm in love.. 07.01.04 - Smut Junky 06.30.04 - Brand New Me, Same Shitty You 06.29.04 - I happen to like it. SO THERE. 06.28.04 - I'm not a racist...I just play one on TV 06.25.04 - Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't 06.24.04 - COCK 06.23.04 - This Art Does Drown 06.22.04 - Pornographic Cyber Sharks 06.21.04 - Let's All Go Hobbit Humping 06.18.04 - The Third Nipple 06.17.04 - They Don't Love you Like I Love You 06.16.04 - Absinthe From Prague 06.15.04 - Vestal Virgins and Salsa 06.14.04 - Did the Aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 06.11.04 - I'll be your punk rock princess and you can be my garage band king! 06.10.04 - How Queer 06.09.04 - Sometimes I think it would be better if I just kicked your ass. 06.08.04 - The Fortunes of War 06.07.04 - Calm before the storm? 06.04.04 - The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes 06.03.04 - The Pros and Cons of Breathing 06.02.04 - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick 06.01.04 - Reinventing the Wheel to Run Myself Over 05.28.04 - I'm on Shag Highway heading West. 05.27.04 - A King should die standing. 05.27.04 - I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis 05.26.04 - Homesick at Space Camp 05.25.04 - Monkey Gone to Heaven 05.24.04 - Welcome to the Strange 05.21.04 - B-Movie Scream Queen Thursday, May. 20, 2004 - My Diaryland Trading Card 05.20.04 - He's drooling on his sleeve 05.18.04 - She was a teenaged zombie 05.14.04 - And why would I try to kill you? Because you're a... Big black furry creature from Mars 05.13.04 - Tasilisk my Basilisk 05.12.04 - IceCream M oderator 05.11.04 - Pretty Vacant 05.11.04 - My Iron Lung 05.06.04 - Alvin and the Chipmunks do Dallas 05.05.04 - Happy Cinco de Mayo 05.04.04 - My mother is a huge mega bitch 05.03.04 - MMM MMM Mutton Chops 05.03.04 - Ring Rules 04.30.04 - Save That! 04.29.04 - There's no I in X-Men 04.28.04 - CROOOOOOOOOOW 04.27.04 - X-Box murdered my dog 04.26.04 - I'm an Imp! 04.23.04 - Nobody Tosses A Dwarf 04.22.04 - That's so Smurfy 04.20.04 - I got nothin......... 04.20.04 - The Cast 04.19.04 - Oh that's nice- Ash on my tomatoes. 04.16.04 - Such is Mango 04.15.04 - I lost my train of thought - I'll just wait here for the next one 04.15.04 - all those cheesy quizzes I'm addicted to taking 04.15.04 - TV Show Reviews 04.15.04 - Celebrity Crushes 04.14.04 - Kittens sucked out my soul 04.13.04 - Racism Against Puppies 04.12.04 - I want to be a Colombian Guerrilla 04.12.04 - Colombian Guerrillas and Drug Lords 04.09.04 - X-box breeds murderers 04.08.04 - Dawn of the Dead...I WANT TO SEE IT 04.07.04 - Booster seats for the electric chair 04.06.04 - You. My room. 10:30 tonight. 04.05.04 - Gamut of moods 04.02.04 - Just sit down on the bed and shut up 04.02.04 - Bored and Sad 04.01.04 - I wish I WAS Euro Trash 03.31.04 - blue rasPberry 03.31.04 - I'm Achin' for Clays Bacon 03.30.04 - Basking in the utter Craposity 03.29.04 - Corporate Branding 03.29.04 - I'll Double Click to That.... 03.26.04 - wassail...WASSAIL DAMNIT 03.25.04 - OOO Baby Your Wearin me Out... 03.24.04 - Magical and Mystical 03.24.04 - Diary Rings 03.23.04 - Happy Birthday to me...TO ME 03.22.04 - Alan Rickman is my SEX GOD! 03.18.04 - Who really even cares............. 03.18.04 - Suckapalooza 03.17.04 - Rickman Out 03.16.04 - \"A Good Wench is so Hard to Find\" 03.15.04 - You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing about, is it? 03.10.04 - Achin' for Aiken 03.09.04 - Silver Foxes 03.08.04 - My Wang has some serious growth potential 03.07.04 - Seacrest Out 03.05.04 - www.rathergood.com 03.04.04 - DEMON RABBIT 03.03.04 - My Prize Walnut Died 03.02.04 - Area resident drinks own urine for Pleasure. 03.01.04 - Nazarite16...Your on my list! 02.26.04 - Pebble Pox 02.25.04 - Have you seen my........... 02.24.04 - This is where the Fish Live 02.23.04 - Orange Lush and the confessional from Hell 02.22.04 - Last Letter Read 02.18.04 - CEO 02.18.04 - Weird 02.16.04 - Remember when.................. 02.16.04 - Monday.....The day after Sunday 02.14.04 - Personality 02.13.04 - Friday the 13th and Valentines Day..coincidence? 02.12.04 - Audio Stimulation 02.11.04 - PSDC..Wyld Chylde 02.10.04 - 8,359 days old 02.09.04 - Elizabeth Sucks 02.06.04 - Sometimes you feel like a nut.... 02.06.04 - Crazy McAsian 02.05.04 - Travel 02.05.04 - American Idol 02.04.04 - Oh Hey! and also SHUT UP! 02.04.04 - Cowboys Suck 02.03.04 - Tenga un día bueno 02.02.04 - Superficial..thats me 01.30.04 - Cheer Me UP! 01.30.04 - Copy Cat Quiz 01.29.04 - Diksha-WHAT? 01.28.04 - Smiles9044: it may be just me, but matt is just one fine peice of ass! 01.28.04 - Huevos Verdes con Jamón 01.27.04 - F#@% YOU! 01.27.04 - Yeah so I did it..whats your point? 01.26.04 - Tuna Out 01.23.04 - Death and Taxes 01.21.04 - Very Cherry 01.21.04 - Revelations-First Day Back 01.20.04 - This is a lot of fun...except for the lot of fun part. 01.20.04 - Sucky Day 2004-01-19 - Very First Entry
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