12:05 p.m. - 05.12.05
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Here�s a Song Okay so I was reading this book the other night and it was really something I shouldn�t have read. It was all about the scary things that crawl all over you and ways you can get hurt or killed or worse just by living every day life. I thought I�d share some of them with you.
- If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in you head or neck and die
- Nearly 1/3 of all bottled water purchased in the United States is contaminated with bacteria
- While a person�s happiness fluctuates, everyone has a naturally set level for happiness- much like body weight. So if you�re generally an un-happy person, get used to it
- Drawstrings are a leading cause of fashion-related injuries
- Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months two rats could have over a million descendents.
- You are more likely to be infected by flesh eating bacteria than struck by lightening [wow Beth, and twice!]
- A divorced man is four times more likely to die in an accident than a married man
- Cold- and warm-water laundry cycles will not kill bacteria and microscopic insects living in your clothes and bedding
- The Ten Common Breeding Grounds for Disease:
- Doorknobs
- Elevator Buttons
- Hand Rails
- ATM�s
- Computer keyboards and mouse
- Change machine bins
- Light switches
- Water faucets
- Pens
Just thought I�d share. Thanks to everyone that wished my niece well. Haven�t heard anything from my brother yet about how she�s doing. oomm, I�m sure you�re right about why I haven�t been able to sleep. And now I�m off to try and find some structure for my day. James Murphy sings like Christopher Walkin talks. Creepy yet awesome.
And in honor of Limerick Day: A man with a mouth in his neck, Was beginning to feel like a wreck, Until he gave a big pout, To a film talent scout, Now he's an alien in Star Trek
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