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10:58 p.m. - 05.01.05 I saw The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy with Katherine on Friday. It was so great. She kept looking at me funny every time Marvin was visible or speaking, because even though it was a scary midget actually on screen and only Alan Rickman�s voice I still giggled like a 14 year old at an N�sync concert. Though this tard bucket sitting in front of me kept making stupid comments like �That didn�t happen in the book� and �I really hated the stupid book. It was stupid and gay and I�m fat and stupid and gay� I may have paraphrased that last one. Though he did say stuff was gay a lot. So I whispered [hah yeah right] to Katherine that what was really gay was a couple of guys coming to the movies together and sitting right next to one another. I think that�s pretty homosexual. He shut up for a while after that. But I still may have �accidentally� kicked his chair a couple times. I don�t know if it was just the movie theater we saw it in or what but we got another talking to before the movie started from a Rave employee. There were a total of 9 people in the theater and we were almost to the very back so we got to skip the test. Thank God. I didn�t pay attention this time. I�m all about not putting commas and run on sentences today. I apologize for that. Saturday night we watched this great Asian horror movie that I totally didn�t get the ending of. But I still liked it because I�m retarded and like movies that are in other languages even if they don�t make one iota of sense. Tonight while I was driving home I saw this old man with a cane. Normally that wouldn�t bring up any old memories from high school but this particular image for me does. One day my friend Carly and I were out driving around and we saw this old man hobbling down the road with his cane. I thought it would be a really great idea to honk at him and see if he would get scared. I wasn�t prepared for him to fall to the ground screaming. I should have felt bad but I was laughing so hard I almost wet myself. I�m laughing now thinking of it. Damn my not having a camera with me. Another time we did it to this little fat kid that was walking along the edge of a ditch. That mofo fell right over as well and couldn�t get back up so he ended up rolling around in the muddy ditch while we laughed hysterically and ignored his pleas for help. Sometimes I really miss high school.
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