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12:13 p.m. - 03.15.05 The waiter at Bennegins may possibly be my soul mate. Or at least my sole mate. I liked his shoes. I liked the fact that he stuck his tongue out when he laughed which I do occasionally, I like that he talks to himself while wearing disguises. I am probably going to go to the dollar movie tomorrow night with Katherine to see House of Flying Daggers. The dollar movie sucks when you aren�t a small child or midget. I�m 5�10 so my knees touch the seat directly in front of me while I�m sitting up straight. If I try and slouch I might loose a knee cap. Forget trying to put my legs on the chair in front of me because I�d have to get them over my shoulder first. And there is no room to cross your legs. I fidget a lot and it�s always a pain in the ass. I think I�ll have to sit on the aisle. So I can at least cross them one way. Anyone need extra inches? I�ll gladly be 5�8 for tomorrow at least. I do enjoy being tall most of the time. Except of course when buying pants and watching dollar movies. I have nothing interesting to talk about. One day I will set a house on fire. It won�t be because I�m an arsonist or even because I did it on purpose. It will be because I�m forgetful. This morning Jenni and I made breakfast, eggs, hash, and muffins. I didn�t turn the stove off. I�m glad there weren�t any flammable objects near by. So yes one day I will burn a house down, just because I�m an idiot who can�t remember to turn off a stove.
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