12:02 a.m. - 03.13.05
I STOLE A PEN FROM HUFF'S DRUG STORE.
I was checking my stats today and come to find out on February 31 no one came to my dairy. You guys this really hurts my feelings. Why weren�t you here visiting on the imaginary day of Feb. 31? Just for that I�m going to get neighborhood kitty Vlad to attack you.

Thanks again to everyone that provided songs for my angry mix tape. I�m listening to it now. So much anger, it�s glorious. My mother�s alternate mommy dearest personality came out last night. I don�t know what the hell is going on with her. One minute she is great, the next she is back to her old �I�m a huge cunt� ways. And she wonders why we don�t get along like some of her friends and their kids do. I was at their house last night just hanging out and her and my father went and saw a movie. She had asked me to come over and help put some stuff away, since they had traded furniture with another family member and given me my old bookcase that had housed some of her and Grace�s books. I cleaned all that shit up only for her to come home and freak out on me because I�m evil and a horrible housekeeper and a bad daughter. She was at my house for all of 5 minutes to drop off the bookcase, my house is not dirty. In fact we just fucking cleaned. There may be clutter sure, clutter I can live with. It is not dirty. Just the fact that she would scream at me in our front lawn shows maybe she�s not as �Colleyville� as I thought. I�d rather kill myself than act like that to my kid. Ever. She�s losing her damn mind. And she wonders why I have no desire to ever be around her. It�s so quick. One minute nice, 8 seconds later it�s the fucking exorcist.

I was kind of grossed out this morning while I was surfing blogexplosion. This girl has her, I guess, web porn blog on there. I didn�t need to see her vag at 8am. I just didn�t. Especially her vag with a ruler next to it. I don�t even understand that. Maybe I�m not hip to the cool new porn around but why measure it? It�s not a cock. Does size matter where hooha�s are concerned?

I just added a ton of words to the dictionary in Microsoft Word. There were all words like cunt, vag and Vlad but hey it won�t be the last time I call my mother a cunt.

One thing last night made me realize, we are seriously lacking in mix drink ingredients. I made this Dr. Pepper with sour apple Pucker concoction. It wasn�t bad. But it just wasn�t right. Jenni did help by playing Baldur�s gate with me so I could kill some zombies and pretend. Great anger management tool.

Okay fast forward now 2 hours since I last wrote, I just got home from Grace�s soccer game and she acted like nothing had ever happened. I hate that more than getting yelled at. If you are going to be a jerk to someone you should at least fess up to it. Not pretend as if nothing ever happened. I�m sure it�s just my personality but that kind of shit drives me insane.

Does anyone know how reliable the Where�s My Refund? date is? It�s telling me April 12. I want it tomorrow. I have birthday presents to buy for myself.

I like how I wrote all of this HOURS and HOURS ago but never posted it. Oh well. Thanks again for all the suggestions on angry songs. I should take song suggestions more often.

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