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1:16 p.m. - 01.27.05 You all heard about the LA train crash right? Slit his wrists, stabbed himself, and parked his car on the train tracks. Eventually the knife wounds would have worked. I think the whole train thing was overkill. Hmm maybe that was the wrong choice of words. So he changes his mind about the train and jumps out of the car right before it hits. If his luck wasn�t bad enough he�s being charged with the murders of everyone that died in the train wreck AND assault charges for everyone that was injured. I bet he�s regretting his change of heart. Okay I need help. Anyone know anything about guys? I just don�t understand what comes out of their mouths. I�m always trying to give away pennies to people. I had this one that was pretty jank and scratched all the hell up. I tried to give it to this security guard here at work, and he told me he didn�t want it if it didn�t have my phone number on it. I laughed and went about my business. He�s always giving me shit about going outside and smoking and then a little bit ago as I was going upstairs with my lunch he stands halfway in the elevator and told me that I just didn�t know how to keep a man and he didn�t want my phone number if I did give it to him. WTF? I don�t even know what he�s talking about. Weirdo. I got 23 hits off my diary one right after another from someone googling �Personality quizzes about your best quality�. Fuck that. I want Google hits for interesting things. I need to talk more about butt sex and ball gags. This woman is trying to get me to sell Mary Kay. What she doesn�t realize is I don�t really have any friends that are female. At least female friends anywhere close to me. I guess I could go down to the Gayborhood and try and sell it to all the Queens. What time were you born? What song are you playing now, or wish you were playing? Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry? What color underwear are you wearing? What does your dad do for a living? What does your mom do for a living? What color are your bedsheets? What was the last concert you attended? What was the last movie you saw? Did you dream last night? What is to the left of you? What was the last thing you ate? Write a song lyric that's in your head? Where is your signifigant other right now? What shampoo do you use? When was the last time you cut your hair? What shirt are you wearing? What time is it? Oh yeah and I updated earlier today. You can find that entry by clicking the previous entry button.
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