3:26 p.m. - 12.17.04
101 OR SO THINGS ABOUT ME.
1. my name is Elizabeth. 2. Elizabeth Lauren . 3. when I was 7 I wanted my name to be Mercedes. 4. because I watched �License To Drive� with Corey Haim and Corey Feldman. 5. I�m tall. 6. I wish I was taller. 7. I�ve come to realize the best way to be different now is to like what�s �popular�. 8. I am not different. 9. I don�t especially like people. In general. 10. its because they are untrustworthy. 11. apparently I scare some people. 12. I can�t drive the same way home two days in a row. 13. someone might follow me 14. its gotten better. 15. I still know every back way into my neighborhood. 16. I was told in high school I had a personality disorder and dyslexia. 17. I told the counselor she was a cunt. 18. my mom was not happy. 19. I took medicine for rage issues. 20. I stopped taking it a couple months ago. 21. my favorite book ever is jane eyre by charlotte bronte. 22. my second favorite book is harry potter & the goblet of fire. 23. I realize that�s clich�. 24. contrary to popular opinion I�m not a lesbian. 25. even if I�d make out with a girl given the right amount of liquor. 26. I prefer nerdy boys. 27. and tall chubby boys. 28. and musicians. 29. I�m Baptist. 30. I�m not a very good one. 31. I dislike happy people. 32. I suck at lying. 33. even if I do hurt peoples feelings. 34. I try to lie all the time. 35. people still turn to me to try and comfort them. 36. even after I make them feel worse. 37. I am in college. 38. okay I was in college. 39. I stopped going because I have no money. 40. I�ll try again next time. 41. maybe. 42. I went to college in Abilene, TX. 43. I dropped out because I got pregnant. 44. I got pregnant because the only thing to do in Abilene, TX is drink and screw. 45. I was drunk. 46. drinking makes me slutty. 47. then angry. 48. more angry than I usually am. 49. if drinking didn�t make me so slutty and angry I would have spent all my college money on vodka and stayed drunk the whole time. 50. instead I read a lot of books and smoked cigarettes. 51. I wrecked my best friends car when I was 2 months pregnant. 52. we were hit by a semi. 53. when I was in 5th grade I moved to Kuwait. 54. I lived there for 3 years. 55. I didn�t have very many friends. 56. my parents sent me to military school. 57. I was very anti-social. 58. my only friends were a handful of juniors who would give me cigarettes and booze. 59. I have an affinity for horror movies and serial killers. 60. I also really like anything Kevin smith does. 61. he�s chubby and I find that incredibly hot. 62. mikey teutul from American chopper is too. 63. people with burn scars make me sick to my stomach. 64. I feel bad for being repulsed by that. 65. I wear glasses. 66. my moms friend said they were faddish. 67. I wanted to throw them away after that. 68. Ilove my hair 69. I like to wear it in pigtails 70. I hate when I don�t get carded and I have my hair in pigtails. 71. my best friend scott says that the boys I like are either gay or ugly. 72. that makes me very sad. 73. my best friend jenni likes gay guys too. 74. jenni and I think we may be related. 75. her dad is also a slut. 76. I was adopted. 77. which is why its entirely possible. 78. and doesn�t make my mom seem like a whore. 79. my friends parents usually like me. 80. I was labeled a snob in high school. 81. I wasn�t. 82. I just hated most of the people. 83. I dream a lot. 84. recently I had a dream that paul finne lived in the master bedroom closet at my house, and he sold insurance out of the shed in my back yard. 85. he doesn�t unfortunately. 86. he�s probably gay. 87. I have the hardest time spelling definintely�definitely. There we go. 88. I am unable to keep my room clean. 89. I am also unable to touch my harry potter comforter so it can be cleaned. 90. I should make chris wash it. 91. Chris wants me to take improv classes. 92. I�m afraid on the night we perform he would arrange for a group of midgets to sit on the front row. 93. midgets scare me. 94. I�m sorry little people. 95. the song particle man makes me laugh hysterically. 96. I get hit on a lot by married guys. 97. i have a stalkerish crush on alan Rickman. 98. if I lived in the u.k. I would walk by his house 47 times a day. 99. I used to cut my hands on purpose. 100. burping is strangely arousing. 101. cock is my favorite word.
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