3:09 p.m. - 12.13.04
DON'T FORGET TOMORROW IS GIVE EVERYONE WHO HAS BETH IN THEIR NAME $100 DAY.
I was attacked this morning while driving to work. Not by a human or even an animal but by gravel. I�m driving along, minding my own business, smoking my cigarette and singing along to Phantom of The Opera when this huge gravel truck drives by and throws all kinds of sandy rocks into my face. As you can assume I was a little put out by the fact that I was now covered in bits of dirt. If it couldn�t get any better than that once I got to work and walked in this new crazy security guard assaulted me and took away my badge. It still works bitch. So I have to be a visitor today and get escorted throughout the building. I have the stuff to get my new one but I�m lazy and I don�t want to drive anywhere to get it. I suppose I�ll actually have to do that today�or tomorrow�or whatever. Does being nice and helping someone out, give the do gooder cancer? Because you would think so when it comes to some people. Seriously I hate that. And people today just don�t want to help me out. They want to raise some big stink about it and act all high and mighty. Not cool. Not even one little bit.

Chris�s improv show this weekend was awesome. Seriously funny shit. I felt bad for him though because I was the only one that was able to go. But well worth the $5.5o vodka tonic. In fact worth several. Afterwards he bought me a couple drinks at this place across the street and we smoked most of a pack of cigarettes while talking about the movie he�s making and art. Oh yeah and that girl. Oh yeah and that guy. Fuck those idiots. We hate them. It was cool to spend time with him; he�s like this big brother that I actually have a great time with. Unlike my actual brother who�s just an asshole. He wants me to take improv classes, and it does sound like a lot of fun. I don�t know if I could be funny on demand. Most of the funny stuff I say just pops out of my mouth. Usually at an inopportune time.

I ordered the Dreidel shirt this weekend. Yeah I will soon be sporting a cocktacular shirt.

I ordered myself a purple pen from our work supply catalog. Instead I got a WHOLE BOX of purple pens. Anyone want one? I don�t know that I�ll be able to use all 12. So I�ve got 10 purple pens to give away.

Laird Hamilton has 6 toes. No shit. I saw it on Conan. It was gross.

***UPDATE***

NOOOOOO!!! Jury recommends Scott Peterson for Death penalty. But but but NOOO!!!

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