12:22 p.m. - 12.07.04
WHY AM I STILL EATING THESE JALAPENO CHIPS WHEN THEY SO OBVIOUSLY HURT MY TUMMY?
I got this from Supermom3604�s diary. I was going to post this yesterday but I got really lazy and just stared at the computer instead. Fun I know.

Step One
Make a post to your diary. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Solstice is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address.
Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your diary, or link to this post (it'll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.

Step Two
Surf around your buddy list (or your buddy's buddies, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:
If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.
You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out; it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.
There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish and it might come true. Give and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special

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I probably kill 12 small trees a week with all the paper towels I use in the bathroom.

I am the sole information provider for everyone wondering where Scott is. He may be one of my best friends but I don�t have LoJack for him.

Jalapeno chips really aren�t a good breakfast food. (I�m sure your thinking well no fucking shit Elizabeth, but I really thought it�d be okay�apparently not)

I�ve come to enjoy surfing peoples blogs slightly more than I should. Based solely on the fact that I do most of it at work and I can�t get a lot done when I�m reading what strangers are up to.

It�s oddly more satisfying reading what strangers are up to than actually doing my work.

I hate most women. And I hate them because they are cheerful. Sarcastic, mean and bitchy women I like. Sweet, bubbly and happy women I can�t stand.

So Scott let me know that he does not actually have Strep Throat. Instead he has Mono. Wonderful because I�ve been drinking after him, that�ll get everyone at work talking. He even came into work this afternoon which is more than I would have done. I�ve been super tired the past two weeks and I can barely drag myself here. I don�t know why he thinks he should, having a disease as an excuse to stay home. Of course I�d probably be at work too since I don�t have vacation time or sick time and I�d end up losing my job if I was gone that long. He on the other hand has both sick and vacation time and he�s an actual employee. If there is one thing I�ve learned it�s that it�s almost impossible to actually get fired from this place.

I got up on the wrong side of 5am this morning. I�m le tired.

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