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3:58 p.m. - 09.28.04 Someone has stolen my identity. Not only my identity but Jenni�s as well. It�s actually quite creepy. Two girls Liz and Jen have made a website: Liz-Jen.net. Not only do they have our names but if Jenni and I were to build a website it would have almost the exact same content on there. Including but not limited to Soul mates, video games and TV shows. Freaky! I feel like I�ve visited the future. I have seen the future and it is a website full of all our geeky qualities. That�s not even the creepiest part though. It�s the fact that they have our names. I want my life back. GIVE IT BACK! I've got a confession to make. I've got a big-time crush. I'm talking weak-in-the-knees infatuation. But it's not Jude or Orlando or Colin or any of the cinematic hunks du jour who have set my heart aflutter. No, it's Diarists and Bloggers all. Yes, when it comes to them, I'm a regular cyberslut. And I don't care who knows it. Damn you David Caruso. Damn you straight to hell. Did you pay off the other stations so they wouldn�t play anything even remotely interesting while CSI: Miami is on? I watched it but I didn�t enjoy it. Not even one tiny little bit. Kill off the best character. Hmpfh I�ll show you! I hate David Caruso. Now he�s creepy. Squirrelly, blow up doll having, former porn star creepy. To: Lady I�ve seen around lately From: Elizabeth Re: C & S have their work cut out for them What�s going on with your hair? It looks like you locked yourself into a bathroom with a bottle of Vodka and a topsy tail. What?! Jesus. I hear you make your own clothes. How very thrifty. Could you please please give some thought into not doing that anymore. I have a feeling people laugh a lot when they are trying to have conversations with you. From which you probably incorrectly conclude they think you are funny. You should know better. All these people that work in my team are leaving today and moving to another building. Can�t say I�m all that displeased with it. I know I would be if I was even remotely friends with anyone on my team. They all keep coming by to tell me goodbye and chitty chat. Umm okay well goodbye then. Now GO. I got told that I was a potty mouth today. FUCK. It�s true. I found an old note saying: Get revenge on Valvados. Just for shits and giggles go watch Kleiner Dicker Junge on Launch. It's awesome. Germans fucking rawk. Oh hell check out Stereo Total also. L.O.V.E. them.
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