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4:20 p.m. - 08.20.04 Last night we closed on the house. As we were leaving to go get brooms and cleaning supplies I realized that I had locked my keys in the car. We called the police and they came out to see if they could get it open. The really good looking police officer looked at me like I was a moron as he tried for 45 minutes to slim jim that sucker open. Didn�t work. We had to call the wrecker service the police use to come and get it. Jeff the guy that did it was apparently quite impressed with me and Jenni and invited himself to our house warming party. Well at least we know that if someone locks their keys in their car that night we have a real life professional door opener. I think I called everyone in my phone. Some people were WAY nicer then others. I did finally get my wine. While enjoying a picnic on the floor of the living room. Subway and Chenin Blanc. I�ve been really slacking off changing my calendar. Not nearly enough pictures of Alan Rickman as the formidable Potions Master Snape. I don�t need to see 34 pictures of the Hogwarts Express. Jesus Margaret. Wednesday I took an electronic blood oath to do no work. It has apparently carried over into today because besides paying one bill I�ve done jack. Yeah! Work like sucks and stuff. Dust is assaulting my lungs and slowly encouraging my eyes to retreat from their sockets. You must Cease and desist. MMMM MMMM MIGRAINE! Smells I have smelled in or around my office the past week:
* You know what I�m talking about if you�ve ever been in one. They all have this distinct smell. Like cleaning fluids and pork and beans. I�m obsessed with pork today. Pork products�getting porked. Yeah�OH AND Phallic foods. There are not enough of them. Holy pork! The word phallic makes me giggle like a virgin. Paul:Pork Vs. Cucumber Elizabeth: damn you Paul:its all food Paul:I mean, its all good... Elizabeth:haha Elizabeth:mmm phallic food Paul:I figured the carrots just don't have enough in them Elizabeth:carrots schmarrots Elizabeth:Cucumber all the way Paul:LOL Elizabeth:I just choked on my dr. pepper Paul:sorry Elizabeth:it went a little something like this *short breath hack* *long breath hack* Elizabeth:then I started laughing Elizabeth:and then I sneezed Paul:LOL Paul:so, pork has been replaced? Elizabeth:no pork shouldn't be replaced Elizabeth:they should have an entire musical dedicated to pork Elizabeth:and phallic vegetables Elizabeth:I can't believe I never thought of it before Paul:Thumb wars, step aside Elizabeth:exactly Elizabeth:when I say that in my head I say it like this: exacticaly Elizabeth:Holy Pork! Paul:LOL Paul:there is at least one hole Elizabeth:haha porkalicious
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