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4:38 p.m. - 06.28.04 You ever have one of those days were an ice pick to the temple seems like a really good idea? That was my entire weekend except for 2 hours on Sunday. It was one of the shittiest weekends I�ve ever had. I spent the entire time bored and angry. My mother couldn�t have been more of a cunt if she had taken classes. A++ for you Mrs. BITCH. The whole weekend we fought and when we weren�t fighting I was seething in rage at what a total bitch she was being. The 2 non shitacular** (thanks for the word Jenni) hours were spent watching a movie with Grace. We went and saw Two Brothers. I really didn�t want to see it but it was pretty good and there were plenty of cute animal shots. Too bad they got Guy Pierce to be in it. He could almost be attractive but he�s just not. It had a lot of plot holes and was super boring at parts (like just get to the fucking point already) but it�s for kids and Grace liked it. ** Word is trying to correct shitacular with testicular. I have landed in toner hell. This company sent me 10 boxes of toner that I did not order. Its two HUGE boxes and one smaller one that have invaded my desk, I can hardly even walk into my office without tripping over a box now. They have no record of who ordered it and I sure as hell didn�t. I got Tex to call them because well frankly he�s a lot meaner than I am and he yelled at this guy for a good 10 minutes about how I didn�t order it and how they needed to come pick this shit up immediately. Actually his exact words were �She didn�t fucking order this, you need to send someone out her as soon as possible to pick this shit up.� Ah Tex�always the eloquent speaker. 1) Pick up the nearest book and write a sentence at random from it: 2) Do you like having your picture taken? 3) Ever bought a CD for just one song? 4) Do you read your horoscope? 5) If you could only talk to one person online, who would that be? 6) What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes? 7) Do you find you use internet language when writing notes in real life? 8) When you're talking, do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air when saying certain words? 9) Ever seriously questioned your sanity? 10) When you dream do you see what's happening in a character's view or a camera type view? 11) Have you ever kept a New Year's resolution? 12) Who has the best taste in music out of all your friends? 13) What is your school mascot? 14) Do you wish your teeth were whiter? 15) Do you laugh at your own jokes? 16) What word instantly makes you smile? 17) How many phone numbers do you have remembered and can say off the top of your head? 18) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? I was Sid Vicious one year. 19) Can you limbo? 20) You're a vampire; what's worse, never seeing a photo/reflection of yourself, never being able to eat or drink what's not blood, or never seeing sunlight again? 21) Do you say random stuff like "I like Snickers" when you are having a conversation about something totally different? 22) Name all the Teletubbies right now. 23) Would you ever call someone a racist name? 24) Do you think Vlad is a cool name? 25) Did you know it is Dracula's first name? 26) What do you think is going to take over humans and rule the world? 27) What is your IQ? 28) Have you ever killed your own dinner? 29) Would you prefer a spork or a spoon and fork? 30) Favorite of the seven dwarves? 31) Ever laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out of your nose? 32) Wasn't Josie and the Pussycats a stupid movie? 33) Wasn't Shrek an awesome movie? 34) Have you ever dissected a frog? 35) How long have you been living at your current residence? Wasn�t that entertaining? It�s raining outside and it is perfect nap weather.
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