5:34 p.m. - 06.08.04
The Fortunes of War
Jennifer : mom wanted to go to dinner tonight Jennifer : blah Jennifer : i told her I had plans with you Jennifer : hahhaa Elizabeth : hahaha she's going to HATE me Elizabeth : "Why do you want to hang out with her all the time?" Elizabeth : "You don't love me anymore" Jennifer : "first harry potter, now this" Elizabeth : "You love her more than me" Jennifer : hhahaha Elizabeth : Man she's making a voodoo doll as we speak Jennifer : "but its ok if you love daniel" Jennifer : "cause hes pretty" Elizabeth : I'm fucking pretty Jennifer : "ok wait no your stupid" Jennifer : hahaha Jennifer : i was being mom, not calling you stupid Elizabeth : hahaha your mom is INDECISIVE...oh wait no scratch that she's CrAzY Jennifer : yep thats it Elizabeth : I know you weren't calling me stupid Jennifer : good Jennifer : the finer points of internet conversation alude some people Jennifer : like Lance Elizabeth : Yeah well Lance shares the 4 brain cells he has left with his Penis Elizabeth : and the penis has 3 Jennifer : ahhahahaha Jennifer : its TRUE Jennifer : my hair smells pretty Elizabeth : Thats glorious! Jennifer : I love pantene Elizabeth : I'm glad it does...it would be horrifying if it smelled ugly Elizabeth : Pantene is the shiznit Jennifer : the sweater song live is kinda scary Elizabeth : On the CD? Jennifer : yes Elizabeth : You'll have to play it for me Jennifer : i will Elizabeth : They played it live at the concert but I don't think it was scary then Jennifer : he sounds so angry Jennifer : i think rivers is having a seizure Elizabeth : He knew �Post it Note� was at the concert and he was pissed because she's the skankiest thing this side of slutville Jennifer : ahahhahaa Jennifer : he hates paper products Jennifer : me too oddly Elizabeth : yeah he's like fucking what the fuck is this fucking shit I can't fucking believe this...fucking fuck Elizabeth : cuz he says fuck a lot Jennifer : i'm just imagining him beating her with his guitar Jennifer : no YOU say fuck a lot Elizabeth : Okay he says fuck a lot when I talk for him in my head Jennifer : thats better Jennifer : i hope I can talk to danny tonight Elizabeth : haha Guitar beatings are COOL Jennifer : i should beat him with his out of tune guitar Elizabeth : CRACK that ones for having a stupid name Elizabeth : CRACK that ones for being a slut Elizabeth : CRACK that ones for pissing off Jenni Elizabeth : CRACK that ones for being a pathetic whore Jennifer : hahahah Elizabeth :: man we are fucking hilarious Jennifer :: we really are Elizabeth :: we should be a sitcom Elizabeth :: disgruntled friends Jennifer :: ahhhaa Jennifer :: we could just sit on a couch and bitch Elizabeth :: hell yeah Jennifer :: it would be sweet
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