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2:39 p.m. - 04.22.04 The people at my office are really lame. They take stupid pills, I�m almost positive. I think I can contribute my headaches to them. I want to shake them and tell them to shut up. Didn�t I just tell you to shut up? Shut it. Zip it. You�re an idiot. I changed the template on my diary. Who knows how long this one will stay. I have been recycling templates on here like crazy but Super Grover is awesome and it�ll work for a while. Fan fiction people are funny. I broke down on Tuesday and read this one about Eminem. And it made me laugh for a good 22 minutes. I have a feeling people laugh a lot when they are trying to have conversations with X-treme Red Dragon, from which he or she probably incorrectly concludes that people think they are funny. They seriously have the mental capacity of tree bark. Last night while driving home from work this old guy driving his cheesy �I�m going through my midlife crisis� car was next to me. He was wearing this hideous gold watch that was about half the size of the guy�s steering wheel. You just know he�s a total smarmy chipster asshole. Jennifer is trying to set me up with people. Then she changes her mind and is like no he�s not good enough...she went on and on about this guy for a while and how he was strange and I�d probably like him and now she�s changed her mind because as she puts it he reminds her of a big ape. Hmmm�.I hope the ape part came about after further thought and this wasn�t a thing she had known all along. She cracks me up. But I trust her judgment. I wish they had kernelless popcorn. I hate those little devil seeds.
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