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11:47 p.m. - 05.17.05
Hey when did Britney and Kevin get a TV show? The hell? I can�t say I love it because I was too wrapped up in Hugh Laurie�s snarkiness to really pay attention when it was flipped on during commercials breaks but Jezas she is so fucking mature it makes my head do cartwheels. Though I was digging the night vision at the end. Something really sexy about an oily slut with a cigarette talking about how Brad Pitt will one day love her. She really does have nice teeth. I was pulled over today because the cop didn�t know where Lowes was. The hell, yet again. I was pulling into a gas station so I guess technically I wasn�t pulled over but she did flash the lights and get out all official like. I of course have lost my insurance card yet again so I was only mildly freaking out about the prospect of another ticket. The gas station attendant, nosey bastard that he was came out to watch because it was a free show damn it and you would have done the same thing had you been there. I asked her if she was going to arrest me if I gave her wrong directions, I don�t think she found it amusing but I pointed her in the right direction anyway. And that�s it. I�m spent.
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