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3:40 p.m. - 07.22.05 Last night [early this morning] I received a text message from a stranger. Here is how it went: I watched a special on E! this morning all about every homo�s favorite gal [no not Bette Midler, no not Judy Garland] that�s right CHER!! It wasn�t very interesting. Well except I did find out the name of that movie that gave me nightmares Mask. Sorry deformed elephant kid but eww. Then I watched an episode of The Surreal Life and felt bad because the VCR won�t record it. I guess it�s the Direct TV. I did fall just a little bit more in love with Bronson Pinchot and found that Omarosa is really great with retarded kids and Janice makes me laugh even when she�s being horrible and yelling things like �BITE ME RAINMAN� while bowling with �special needs people�. Who by the way could bowl 150x better than I ever could. I haven�t seen that many strikes since�well I�ll let you fill in your own crappy metaphor/euphemism/anecdote. Have a great weekend everyone.
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