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10:00 a.m. - 01.31.05 While I�m on the topic of driving, I wonder if every state has the same videos for drivers Ed. We watched some of the funniest tapes I�ve ever seen. I�d like copies. There was one with a trucker, who shot up the windshield of the truck thinking little green, or maybe it was purple; men were walking on the hood. Awesome. Another was this teacher who had ONE drink at a school party and drove her car into someone�s house. Again, Awesome. I�m finally listening to the Mary Kay propaganda CD. I�m getting that inner rage. This woman has that syrupy sweet southern accent. And she laughs at her jokes, they aren�t funny. It�s like a mind control CD. �You don�t want to be a whiner do you? You don�t want to be an energy drainer do you? You want to be an energy giver! Join Us! Sell our products! eatbabieskillblackpeopleeatbabieskillyankees we love beauty products! Your life isn�t as good as it could be if you sold Mary Kay! My Life is a Fairy Tale.� She�s telling me now how she cried while listening to the Vienna Boy�s Choir and how she�s awesome because she got to go to Austria. This makes me want to never sell Mary Kay. This is more information than you needed to know I�m sure. I don�t like it when I�m chatting with someone and they tell me actions. Let me elaborate. �So and so grabs shoe and throws it at Elizabeth�. �So and So gives Elizabeth a hug�. �Whispers in Elizabeth�s ear, something creepy I refuse to say here�. That�s just annoying, and also when people say LOL a lot or better yet ROFLMAO. UGH. I see diaries all the time on BlogExplosion that just reek of chat speak and I can�t stand it. It doesn�t make me want to stay past the 30 seconds. Oh yeah and just because you speak Spanish doesn�t mean �jajajaja� is clever. It�s just stupid. I think I�m in a �MOOD� today. Whadayathink? Dearest OOMM- Tell me a story. Maybe about the night your crush on Johnny Depp ended forever. LYLAS, Last 5 google searches I made off my toolbar:
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