5:15 p.m. - 07.02.04
Friday, I'm in love..
I am getting sick. I�ve got that nasty filmy shit that invades your mouth when you�re not feeling well and my nose is all stopped up. I look really nice. I also think I�m having a bout of PMS�Post Menstrual Syndrome. I did not get bitchy at all before Aunt Flo and I was shocked but glad that I hadn�t tried to murder anyone or cried myself to sleep because of some insanely trivial situation or experience. Well it�s hit now. Being a girl sucks. I just want to crawl into a ball and cry myself to sleep. Being sick is doing nothing but intensifying the feelings. Gah. Someone get me a bucket while I spew all the whiney, bitchy, complainy things out.

Okay so today is Paul�s birthday. I said hey Happy Birthday to him this morning and I guess he didn�t have four fucking seconds to acknowledge that. RUDE. Just plain fucking RUDE. If I�m wrong in thinking that�s rude then by all means tell me but I�m pretty sure I�m not. I understand that someone is busy and that�s fine but when another person tries to be all happy and say Happy God Damn Birthday you�d think you could spare a second to say �Hey ya know what I�m super busy today but thanks a lot. I appreciate that.� Maybe it�s just me.

I am so late in updating today. I haven�t felt like writing in here for quite some time. I went to lunch with Scott today. It was fun actually. We went to Baker Brothers for lunch; I had the best chicken salad sandwich of my LIFE. It was so good people were trying to steal it while I ate. That�s how good it was. Scott and I start talking about the weirdest things. I was telling how I always wanted to be a fag hag and he found that highly amusing. Then we talked about people we know, and their coming out stories and his friend Jeremy by far has the funniest one I�ve heard so far. His sister outed him at Christmas Dinner and his mom kept saying it was a lie so Jeremy yelled �I like to suck dick mother and I�m damn good at it.� That cracked me up. Then some food got thrown and tears were shed and it was definitely something I would have loved to witness. Then we got on the subject of gay porn and its lack of plot. We decided to become Gay Porn producers because we can totally make them better then those schmucks. We�ll deal mostly in soap operas. Some titles could include:

• As the Queer Turns

• All My Boyfriends

• One Blow Job to Live

• I Porked Charles

• Guiding Cock

Okay well these aren�t all that great but you get the idea. I just found out my soap opera name: Buffy Von Tofe. Wonderful. I will be going by this name while doing my smut ventures. Want to make your own you say? Go here: Soap Opera Name

I�m so out of here today. Goals for this weekend include sleep, feeling better, and starting to work on making a new layout for my diary. HTML goodness.

Later Skater,

Buffy Von Tofe

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