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4:24 p.m. - 06.22.04
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And In The NEWS

Hey did you hear the one about the guy with one leg who broke out of prison and is still at large? No?? Check this out: Peg Leg Escapee . What about the guy in the UK who killed his wife and stuffed her in a freezer. Oh that was a good one. Also Lollapalooza has been canceled. Though I wasn�t going to go it sucks that they had to cancel such a good line up.

And Now For Something Completely Different

I used to have this picture of Perry Farrell in these tight leather pants and it was the most hypnotic thing I�ve ever seen in my LIFE. I don�t totally mean that in a good way either. It�s like a train wreck with this guy. I�m not a big fan of Jane�s Addiction and I really can�t stand ol� what�s his name that�s married to Carmen Electra�Dave Navarro. But I�d hang out with Perry Farrell; if only to see what kind of crazy shit he�d do next. Kimberly stole the picture. I think she was as strangely fascinated by it as I was.

Smokers Go to HELL

At least that�s what Jenni says. What would Jay and Silent Bob say to that revelation? I�m going to tell them you�re a smoker discriminator.

Work Sucks�I Want to Die

I couldn�t get a conference room reserved for Mr. Boss-man today and lets just say he�s not too pleased with me. He was so super nice to me this morning and I fucked it all up because OTHER people have meetings and He wants a room in short notice. ARG. When almost every group in the building has shit rolling out this week that�s just NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Get. Over. It. NOW.

Oh Those Crazy Texans

Driving home from work yesterday was an experience. Not only did I not get to leave till like 6 but I also got stuck in horrible traffic. Why was there horrible traffic when there really shouldn�t be, you ask? Well I�ll tell you. White Trash Loretta and her Thugging Pot Head baby�s Daddy were having a screaming match in the MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. Not pulled off to the side. Oh no. He was outta the car and walking off only to come running back at the car screaming :
TPHBD: �WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY BITCH?�
WTL: Please baby get in the car.
TPHBD: FUCK YOU I�M NOT GETTING IN THE CAR WITH YOU
WTL: (she started crying) BUT�
TPHBD: DON�T YOU FUCKING CRY BITCH. YOU�RE LUCKY I DON�T KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS.
That�s all I heard as the traffic moved up a bit. I felt really sorry for her. She wasn�t very pretty and she obviously had really low self esteem to even get involved with this guy in the first place. I saw this Chevy truck with a big bumper sticker on the back saying �Ain�t God Great�. Yes he is�but do you have to use ain�t? It�s not even a real word. You make Christians look like uneducated rednecks. Thanks a lot douche bag.

 

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