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12:10 p.m. - 04.27.04
X-Box murdered my dog
Last night I couldn�t sleep. I was so tired but sleep just would not come. I ended up watching Spanish Infomercials. It was hilarious, disgusting, scary, and weird all rolled into one. This one was for a Home Theater System. When you ordered it you got 30 DVD�s for free. Some Action movies, some comedies, some drama and some porn, I�m not even joking. Porn!! Okay so it was probably soft porn but still. Oh yes and you get bull riding and really ugly girls in bikini�s touching themselves. I�m not being petty when I say ugly. These were REALLY ugly women, mustaches, nappy bleached hair, and gross teeth. GAG. They had this creepy guy talent hocking the stuff and he said HOME THEATER SYSTEM 789 times throughout the infomercial. I realize that they are trying to sell it but we can obviously see it�s a home theater system. They are flashing the picture up every 2 seconds in between the homemade porn shots and guys falling off bulls. GRATIS 30 DVD�s! La acci�n, el Drama, la Pornograf�a, la comedia. Okay so they never actually said Pornography but it was and I like saying Pornograf�a. They had this girl that danced very badly wearing this too tight shirt and waving a cowboy hat around. She was way to enthusiastic about dancing like a retard.

I left my Motrin at home and I have a horrible headache�looks like Sudafed will have to be it. You�d think there would still be some in my system after the 4 I took at 3am. I�ve been getting way too many headaches lately. Everyday it seems. They are getting progressively worse. I haven�t had any migraines yet thank God. They tend to attack when I�ve been lured into a false sense of security, grabbing me from behind and slamming my forehead into impenetrable objects, thanks Mr. Migraine. FUCK YOU TOO. I�ve been trying to stop cussing but sometimes the occasion just calls for a good naughty word.

Jenni is staying home from work today because she has some incurable allergy to Aspartame. Yeah right is what I say. Liars get Cancer Jenni. Minh isn�t at work today and I really want to just sneak out. Bah to work and Bah to Minh for getting to keep his lazy Asian butt at home. I want to be at home. Well not my home but someone else�s home where I can lay around and not be awake. I haven�t been sleeping well lately.

We watched Kill Bill Vol. 1 last night. It was way awesome. Why is it that after watching a movie like that I want to sword fight? I want to go and raid Hattori Hanzo�s place. It was such a cool movie. I am going to have to add it to my freakishly large DVD collection, along with Kung Fu the first season which came out last month. David Carradine is all kinds of bad ass. I want the soundtrack to Kill Bill too. All of Tarantino�s movies have rad music.

I�ve officially stopped watching American Idol. I don�t even care anymore. It just sucks now. Talk about a bunch of no talent rejects. I hate Latoya with a burning passion and I�m almost positive she is going to win. I wouldn�t mind George Huff winning but I still wouldn�t buy his CD. Bah not worth talking about. I�ll save my space for more important things. Like how Alan Rickman is by far the sexiest man alive and Kevin Costner should live in a hole. I watched Hercules again last night. I realized that I never thought hairy chests could be sexy until that show. Lucy Lawless should live in that hole with Kevin Costner. They can make ugly freak babies together. I added some new pictures in my celebrity crush page.

Hey Jenni�.Mike�s a nice name! (MST3K ROCKS)

 

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